To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.
That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night. This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.
By ab4224
A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.
OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!
By subwayfreak
Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.
Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.
By Leeroy B
Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.
He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.
By DelightfullyDubious
To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.
I sporked you you got sporked To spork someone
By mid89uk