What's on your mug?

A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'

What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet? Sorted.

By undisclosed

Soundest people in the world! Boss dress sence! Always up for a laff! Best footy team in the world! Liverpooooll "champians league 5 times" !! capital of culture 2008!!

Stevie G AND Jamie C - probably the best scousers ever! The beatles - legends "sporty spice"- abit out ov date but she made it big ...the list goes on and on... dis is ow we do it on da merseyysidee kid!!! showin da rest wa bein scouse is all aba!!! respect!!!

By vickietoria

Resident of Liverpool. Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.

Scouser: "Alright mate, how's things?" Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt, Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."

By Destroyer of Mancs

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go

N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!

By Scouse_gyal

i`ve read every definition of a SCOUSER that has been put on this website and being a scouser myself but with links in other areas of the UK i am not as niave as some others and know other peoples opinion of scousers. the truth is us scousers are friendly, talkative and proud people. we take pride in our past E.G the beatles, 5 european cups (hopefuly 6 on wensdee) and our famous anfield kop songs (in our famous accent). we hate the mancs because their not to be trusted, their no where near as hospitable as other regions and there girls are slags. Thats the way were brought up and every true scouser feels the same way about the mancs. all the rubbish about us stealing your cars and saying calm down calm down is stereotypical views of those jealous of our famous and wonderful city. although our air may not be as clean as other places in the uk we have higher employment rates and lower crime counts than mancland and london. after all we aint capital of culture for nothing. so all you people with bad views on my amazing home city that i am proud to be from take my advise and..... meet a scouser coz i guarentee aslong as your not a manc or a chelsea fan you`ll get on wit us just fine.

proud scousers song "we wun it 5 times, we wun it 5 tiiiiiiiimes, in istanbuuuuuul, we wun it 5 times. on loan, its only on looooooooooan, from greek athens, we`ll bring it back home."

By scouse and proud