What's on your mug?

(verb) to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

By Goot_63

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

By Arm4c

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3. Me: they go up to 3 now?

By Jynx1337

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!! mom: which one? 1, 2- kid: number three!!! mom: there's no thing such as a number thre- kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

By morting