cockroach
Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.
Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time. Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney? Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach. Mr. Brown: A what? Sidney: With a coach!
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