What's on your mug?

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

By Your dads 3rd teacher

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist? Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

By Onefukked_up_asparagus

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

By Clill Binton

a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.

person 1: yo look at those children person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual

By sk_ype

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

By Overachiever69