Wapanese
Americans, usually caucasian teenage females, who have an unhealthy obsession towards anime, manga, and/or the Japanese culture in general. Not to be confused with otaku. The main differences between the Wapanese and the otaku are as follows: WAPANESE: Only know a few Japanese words like "kawaii" and "desu" but somehow think that means they're fluent OTAKU: Study the Japanese language (if they even involve themselves with the language at all) and actually know a few useful Japanese words and phrases. (e.g. "Where is the bathroom," "Help me," "Food.") WAPANESE: Watch anime and read manga almost exclusively, only deviating from this trend about once a month, or maybe more if they have school books to read. OTAKU: Watch anime and read manga moreso that an average person, but still read and watch American literature/TV. WAPANESE: Insist that they are budding "mangaka"s, even though they usually have no artistic talent whatsoever. OTAKU: Don't usually draw manga, but the ones who do, do so because they are artistic anyway. WAPANESE: Answer to a Japanese or Japanese-sounding name that sounds nothing like their real name. OTAKU: Answer to their real name.
Wapanese girl: KYAA! That neko keychain is soooo kawaii! I want one-desu! I'm going to give one to my manga character Makiko! Otaku: ...okay, um, thanks, but - Wapanese girl: *bows* Konnichiwa! I'm Hikaru! Otaku: Is that really your name? Wapanese girl: My parents call me Heather, but Hikaru's soooo much prettier, don't you think?! Otaku: *backs away slowly*
By Watashi Wo Korosu Kudasai