What's on your mug?

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

By BedatSavage

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery Steve: God Ellen you potato!

By Aliensarestealingmynuggets

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

By wfhfggdhsj

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round? Are you Brown? Then you are a potato ...

By Lololkayla

Synonyms: MysteriousMusic

you are just like potato over there

By yAbOiFrIdAy