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New Jersey? What much is there to say rather than the fact that I reside in said state, and hate everything about it. The state is typically filled with assholes who think that they are better than you and because of that fact, are incredibly rude to you. The majority of the youth of the state typically believe that sports alone can get you into college. THAT is the negative of the state. THIS is the positive. The shore/beach. Everywhere except Atlantic City. The schools are good, and so are a minority of the youth who are able to see the negative of the state; they abuse the good of the state and revel in it. Please note that the MTV program, "Jersey Shore" is not similar to New Jersey at all, for the cast are absolute morons who have no idea what New Jersey is.

Your mother, "Hey! You live in New Jersey!" Me, "Not proud of that fact."

By xXa7Xx

The biggest piece of shit in the UNION. Smells like Bigfoot's dick mixed with Snookie's pussy juice. The arm pits of New York City and Philly. Full of orange blowout faggets that like to fist pump. Does not have the concept of the real world and thinks every one is out the get them. Women are cocky fat sluts who think they are hot and frequent abortion clinics. A place to go if you want to get a blow out from all the pot holes in the streets, and have your car stolen while you go for help. Your only real ambition as a person from New Jersey is to move to New York. A great place to get cheap drugs on any city street corner.

New Jersey, cause hell was full.

By FNJ

By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military). #1 highest taxes in the country. Ugliest beaches of the east coast. Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are. Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes. Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else. Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease. Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons. Highest auto insurance in the country. Overpopulation. Corruption. High crime. Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.

A $15 toll? Thats New Jersey for you.

By AfricanSnowOwl

The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly. Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.

North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!* The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."

By Homemade_herpatitis

Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.

If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey. The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.

By aquarius32