a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole
that blokes the biggest MITCH ever
By tijah
A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking. Quit being such a Mitch
By celeste2008
A politically correct term for bitch in the military
Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today
By dirtboy
A male bitch, or Andrew Cameron.
"Do you know Andrew Cameron? He's such a fucking Mitch."
By Mj9067
Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.
"Man, who is that huge woman?" "Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."
By Corinne Simpson