What's on your mug?

Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.

Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology? Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln. Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.

By Lincoln Abraumets

Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.

Kid:I saw a Lincoln today Kid2:ok he looks average Kid:I agree

By Elmo is life

When you first meet him, he will steal your heart. Athletic, tan, tall, strong, very self determined and competitive but in a good way. Loves to challenge himself. Is a sweet and smart boy, but can be so dumb sometimes. Needs guidance but does not like to hear he is doing anything wrong. Not a very good listener, a little rebellious and mysterious. Kind of a player, not a very reliable friend to all. Heart breaker but you end up loving him as a friend.

Lincoln needs to be smarter!

By hollaatme

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.

“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.

By Yakkam

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class. He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him. He either sits at the back, or not at all. He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.

"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"

By Spacey Lisa