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Geek Of All Trades

DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.

By holtrain

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat. A: Don't you mean your punis? S: No the wrinkly area below. A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger. S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

By mila_punis

only the sexiest animal on the internet

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick "na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude "OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick "Yes"- smart dude "Wit who!?!?!"- some chick "A goat"- smart dude "dammit, ill never compete with a goat

By i actually lov dat chonny blok

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid. Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment. This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.

Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!* Kid: :( Awhh

By New trends 101

An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.

"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."

By AQuaTIIC sans