What's on your mug?

1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina 2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards 2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they 2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system 3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"

Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again! What a fuckin' douchebag! Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!

By TranceGemini

1. Present in any given social environment, A douchebag is "that guy"... that squawking choadspank who is completely full of shit, or that moron whose head is so far up his or her ass that they will never see the light nor breathe the air again. 2. In a social situation, This person is ALWAYS the most unintelligent, arrogant, worthless, and audacious person, however firmly believes themselves to be the smartest, most important, and most sociable. 3. He is the guy that really gets under your skin, that jerk-off artist who stole that girl's virginity who you've had a crush on since the first grade, that sick minded individual that manages to suck some of the the most genuine and moral people into his fake distructive facade 3. Someone who is completely unbearable and unreasonable when put in a leadership position, for the more power they are given, the more endorsed they feel to spew their bullshit in everyone's faces. 4. Someone who projects such a negative image that people around them agree they should not even bother waking up in the morning. 5. Someone who doesn't care about producing any moral good in this world, regardless of who they are or how much power they have

Anyone supporting open borders between Canada and Mexico, or a nationalized ID card, or the right to spy and collect data on American citizens, or the right to torture human beings, or the right to infringe on our second amendment rights to protect ourselves from our own corrupt government is a traitorous douchebag. Fuck George W. Bush, what a fucking douchebag...

By RevelationToRevolution

Kayne West

Kayne was a douchebag at the VMA's

By brookeeisrad

n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia" 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag. 2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.

By lLamaD