Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck
Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment. Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
By Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste
a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.
columbus day should be abolished!
By megisfruity
a racist man who claimed America even though Native Americans were already there and he enslaved them and basically killed them all
You: ayo do yk who Columbus is Me: yeah i hate that mf
By ranboozled
A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.
Hey, man. Whatever you do, do not stop in Columbus.
By The Wild Weston
¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead. ² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio. ³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States." ² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
By yogha