What's on your mug?

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

By x

1. very tired 2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol

He looked zonked when he got back.

By The Return of Light Joker

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

By DAVID DAVID TORRANCE

1. Ridiculously tired. 2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night." 2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

By KJ1o1

When you’re too high to say zooted, you say zonked

“I am soooo fucking zonked rn”

By The_semi stoner