Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.
Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.
By David Coufal
An extremely ugly woman/girl that nobody wants to have sex with.
"That maddi girl is UnFuckable"
By Logan Dempster
Not always in a sense meaning you just look fucking hideous. Lots of times, unfuckable can be someone you consistently try to talk into fucking and fail every single time. Kind of like this "hard to get" bullshit that goes on all the time. Hard to fuck lmao.
A: I hope you get a chance, bro because I never could get her to let me fuck her. B: Forreal? A: Yeah man. She's so hot, yet so unfuckable. Basically, she's a really hot conservative. She seems so fucking moral.
By ahkbar47
A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.
La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.
By Richard Black
Something that is so amazing, so perfect, so awesome that you just can't FUCK with it. Nothing in the world beats it, it's the best of its class.(i.e. Unfuckable)
Ex: man my car is fuckin amazing, it's mid-engined, rear wheel drive, lightweight, has just the right amount of HP to enjoy the sportiness while being very efficient as a daily driver, and of all else is fucking HOT. Not only have i found the best car in terms of performance but the best car in terms of appearances as well. The Toyota MR2 is UNFUCKABLE. Ex2: yo man that routine i ran on that girl was UNFUCKABLE, it works every time. Ex3: i pimped that bitch like no otha...unfuckable!
By Chink_soulja