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Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

By OnlyTheWorstPerson

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush

hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush

By JmfT19

Step 1:touch some grass while going out side. Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste Step 4:pay for it you little shit Step 5 :exit store and go home Step 7:enter bathroom Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth Now go to the dentist.

Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush

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a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

By Nick Hogue

v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.

Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!" Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?" Dude #3: "Only three months!!" Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?" Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."

By Thomas Malenke