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People who liked school so much that they couldn't stand to leave.They 'have a passion for kids' and could never regret following the career path they chose. They think that everyone likes them no matter what. Truthfully, nobody likes them at all. Teachers are fun to annoy.

*Ways To Annoy Your Teachers: 1. Don't write your name on your papers. 2. Ask a lot of pointless questions that have nothing to do with what you are learning. (ex: Why do you write with a blue pen instead of a black one?) 3. Mumble LOUDLY to yourself while you are taking a test. 4. Role your pencil on your desk. 5. Refuse to answer questions out loud (on accout that it conflicts with your religious beliefs). 6. Refer to your teacher as Sir or Mam. End every sentence with Sir or Mam. (ex: The answer to number 13 is 9, Sir) 7. Don't pay attention. Say 'what?' everytime they call on you.

By glasshalfempty

People that teach you in school. They could be good or bad. Most are bad if you have my teachers. Like my math teacher would cry in front of the room about how like her. Most of them act like they care, but they don't.

The worst teacher I've ever had is my current home ect teacher. She hates all of her students except her favorite. She yells at you for the smallest reason, and never stops talking about the house that she is bluiding. Everyone hates her. She doesn't deserve her job. God, I hate her. The best yeacher was my old reading teacher. She was cool. Teachers make school boring.

By Blake Marie

A person who dedicated their lives to make other children's life miserable simply because they have no lives at all. They ensure that no one else does either.

Kid 1: Does Ms. Smith have a life? Kid 2: Of course not. Teachers don't.

By andsothelionatethelamb

Teachers are people who have chosen the profession of (hopefully) imparting knowledge, creating understanding, assisting in application of the knowledge and understanding, and assisting & motivating kids to attain higher-level thinking skills. Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year. Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats. The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona. But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile. On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.

Julio wrote a letter that said, "If it weren't for my teachers, I'd think all adults were drug addicts and losers." Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces! I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers. The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.

By Kathleen Feld

There are many types of teachers: 1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!! 2. Okay 3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!! Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...

Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads. And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!

By df gh