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Simply put, the greatest city in the world. Home of the Buccaneers, Rays, Lightning, and uberhot women.

Dude, this place lacks ownage, let's go back to Tampa.

By Vincent Vega

Tampa the #1 place to be on earth! T TOWN. We birth the finest women on the plant. The sexiest men! Whatever you want we got it. Best party place I've ever been to. We not only have the hotest clubs the beaches are off the chain too! Most all of he Tampa Bay Area is urban, but there is also a lot of history here. If your looking for some fine females/males this is definatly the place. Make sure to also check out historical YBOR city.

All my hispanic people hola! tampa home of the most beautiful latin women.

By JENN1237

A cesspool of bad drivers, seedy strip clubs, metal bands, old farts, ghetto wanna-be rich kids, and a college that breeds criminal activity. In the last 5 years, voted the second worst city for drivers, in the top ten in pedestrian injuries/deaths, 2nd in worst allergy related illness, 3rd most depressing city, 6th worst city for sports, 9th worst city of overall credit score boasting a 675, and the 7th most dangerous city in the united states. If you are coming from up north to move down here, turn around. We're already full.

To get away from Tampa, I would shoot myself in the face.

By Myke Vilches

City of low-rent strippers, litterers, rattle cars, scam artists, and punk ass wannabe gangsters ... basically a third world sewer. Top ten hardest place to find a job. Turn around and go back to Atlanta - unless you like being car jacked and girls that dress like hookers.

"Hey man I just drove through a town with the rudest little punks and the fattest assed girls I've ever seen". "Tampa, right"?

By Trampa dog

Tampa is a city full of fakes in Central Florida. A place that tries to act progressive and on the move, but in reality is just a swamp once run by the KKK who segregated its African American population away from whites (read your history books about the lynchings, Morrisons, Lowry park, the white-only beaches across the bridge. Tampa is constantly holding its breath, praying you don't find out its truth. The truth is a bunch of future Confederates built the town next to a military fort, the town started out as a cotton port for cotton grown in the Eastern part of the County and Central Florida. When the slaves were set free and cotton went bust, they turned to citrus. Then these citrus barons, cattle kings and cotton broker's kids proceeded to bring Cubans to town to roll cigars, segregated them in a place called Ybor City and treated them like blacks along with the other "Latins" who also came for the cigar industry in the late 1800s. Then a few crackers partnered with some yanks to build ostentatious hotels and lay down railroads for rich Northerners to come visit. This all went bust, things stayed segregated and very Southern into the 1980s, but now the yankees, crackers and northerners are mixing like a soup with no name. Tampa tears down everything. Tampa has no idea who it is.

Tampa is gross.

By justme34