1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking. 2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis. 3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.
By I am the Squid
The god of silverware.
Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.
By GastonRabbit
The act of a man spooning a woman with a little bit of pork.
"Ughhh Gene, I woke up with Ryan spoonin me and I felt his boner in my back, he was sporkin the shit outta me."
By Genomaculant
1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction. 2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."
"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue." "Spork!!! I'm being random today!"
By ChaosRocket
the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.
"dude hand me that spork" "its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"
By col. sherman