Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina). 1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-" 2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff
1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific". 2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."
By Nickdammit
The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.
Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.
By SolidStank
a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass
roberts such a schmag
By sara brown
a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.
the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!
By Groan
Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
By bcterry