What's on your mug?

A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area

Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.

By Einstein Junior

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.

By LiberaceHudson

It's when your pussy farts.

Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted! Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"

By Bunnies!

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo." ***queef queef queef queef queeeeef*** ***Applause***

By G.andy18

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.

By randy dixon