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when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

By yo dan

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

By ZeroHero76

A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.

Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.

By RR14cap

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

By Heydude2015

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

By greyalien