A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.
Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.
By Frankie1969
Parkour for people who can't move fast
Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car? Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour. Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.
By TehChingsta
Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.- It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".
Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking? Steve: Of you doing what? Matt: Planking! Here, check it out. <shows the pics> Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.
By Guilherme133
When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole? Yeah man, he was planking. Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
By jahhman23
The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.
Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?" Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle" Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
By Americanfather1953