What's on your mug?

disbelief. doubt.

I bet I could throw this football over those mountains! Pffft! you'd be lucky to get it past the sidewalk!

By pffft , as if i'd tell you

Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation) 1. Expressing astonishment or admiration 2. Expressing agreement 3. Expressing skepticism 4. Expressing affirmation 5. Expressing uncertainty 6. Expressing joy 7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response. *endless possibilities*

Examples: 1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically. 2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!' 3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.' 4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!' 5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.' 6 - 'Pfffffffffft!' 7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'

By Johnny A-list 3.29.14

A noise favourably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggresive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.

'pfffHAHAHA!' 'I rule this game!' ' Pffft, yeh right'

By Zoidy

A WORD used when one is sick of using big words- and needs a quick fix. When he/she does not feel like typing a smart ass remark. 1.) frustration 2.) whatever 3.) ahh shit 5.) dont be a dumbass 6.) too flipping funny! 7.) no shit! etc....

him: "You can't handle it." her: pffft! (whatever)

By blessed614

Abbreviation for first world problems.

"This is the third phone I've broken this month." "Pffft."

By Foxiewoxie