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Heron

Unlike the other definitions, A heron is a bird in the family Aeridae. They are characterized by huge size, long neck, and a extremely sharp bill. White herons are also called Egrets. Herons are often seen in swamps, rivers, ponds, and lakes, but ironically not near the shore. Herons fly with slow wing beats and necks tucked in. Herons eat mostly fish, but sometimes may consume lizards or sewer rats when in populated areas.

I saw a heron at the park today, It looked cool.

By TheBagelPeople

heron

a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food. whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum. also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it. can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food. random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems

Dude: "Wow that Heron hasn't moved for ages." Dude2: "Yeah and look how much food it's eaten."

By Pete Carter

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