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Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb. GOATSE: verb. To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED! (Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE) (Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start? Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

By PillyPeng

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out! -oh god it's horrible! -hahaha!

By Jack Wang 3

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image. And now, the origins of this madness: The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image. The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

By Laser Potato

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl. The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep. Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet." "Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

By KelliHolland

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus "You've been goatse'd!"

By Sir Scorn