What's on your mug?

Spending 3 hours, 8am to 11am taking phone calls, watching TV, Tweeting before actually working.

President Trump must have his Executive Time before his covfefe.

By TimesUp

Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.

New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting? Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day. New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand! Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.

By CaliPolymath

Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expensive of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.

The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.

By TowerCity15