A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.
"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge" "I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"
By TELOS
a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.
player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid" player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch" player b has disconnected. (msn) kodey tinney is now offline.
By FFCORBY
Aside from the above definition "A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters", factors that shrivel the e-penis include mearly having world of warcraft installed on your computer & various other massive multiplayer online games, possesion/membership of any number of differnt types of caroon porn, frequenting lord of the rings chat rooms (only one return & that is of the Jedi!!!) and being a virgin while not being an e-virgin.
"My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom."
By Damn Kaufman
One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car" "Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny" SA: "e-penis, lol"
By Rory
The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are. Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.
My start8 menu is conking out. Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.
By gmoney2