What's on your mug?

Bunch (of) Monkey Wankers. BMW

do u no wot BMW really stands for? its Bunch of Monkey Wankers

By That solid copper from fat sams

Those with cash, style and girls. Hated on by drivers of corsas, saxos, peugeots,astras, fiestas,mondeos, micras and all the other shite on the roads. Jealous people generalise BMW drivers as they want what they will never get HAHA unlucky! People say 'they are all company cars' haha ur a hater! Beeemmmmer Baaaaby!!! Woooooo!

Theres a BMW driver / wanker, wait.....I drive a Vauxhall/Ford/Peugot or some other heap of shit

By Beeeema Baaaby yeeaah

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

By SizzleSticks21

People that are crazy on the road and daddy is rich

Passenger: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS Bmw driver: what are turn signals

By Schoolistorture