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a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.

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By josh younggayblood

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave? B: You asshat.

By ami am

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers. Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat." "Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

By asshater

A contemptible person derivatives: asshattery (noun) asshattedly, asshatted (adjective) asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

By Urbepedia

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

By Dervish