What's on your mug?

A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.

Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!

By plokiju

1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed. 2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed. 3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed. 4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.

1. That chick is such a Velma. 2. I know those girls velma. 3. That dude is one horny Velma. 4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.

By HoserHoe

Our supreme overlord

All hail Lord velma

By VelmaTheCat

Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.

Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod? Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma. --- Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?

By ViatheV1

The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.

...so I pulled it out and gave her a velma

By *Ben*