When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up
Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob? Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up
By Shaven Wa
When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up
I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob
By retarded asian midget named "FRANK"
Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll
Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?
By Shrewby
A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
By Yardboy
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan.... Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB
By Jac0b3y