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the move

A maneuver put on by a certain girl. First, the girl gets a male gentleman drunk as hell. Second, the girl invites herself into his room. Third, the girl gets into his bed and refuses to leave no matter what. Fourth, the girl proceeds to touch the drunk man's junk...SHAZAAM!

1). Solja: Get the fuck out my bed hoe Chick: i am too tired...i was sexiled Solja: man whatever *gets into bed* *pause* *chick touches Solja's junk* 2). Dude: Man last night this chick wouldnt get outa my bed...she fucking touched my junk Dude 2: DUDE SHE USED THE MOVE ON YOU Dude: Aww man son, i joined the f-ing club

By A-RAD

The Move

"There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones ass toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It ... results in the flawless expulsion of shit at the exact same second that ones ass is properly placed on the toilet seat." - unknown author

I wasn't sure if I was going to make it to the toilet in time, but despite my doubts, I managed to perfectly complete "The Move" just in time.

By pacificpacifist

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