What's on your mug?

1. Masturbating 2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

By bighoops57

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

By Haterade!

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing? Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

By ESPNspecial

masturbation. said by LeBron James on his decision show. mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?" Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

By DanGilbert

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone. Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you. John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

By JamesGee