Table
The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating? Family member 2: At the dinner table.
By Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit
What's on your mug?
Table
A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES
Eat me like I’m a table
By Pnnis
TABLE
WOOD
I GOT A TABLE
By SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS
table
An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
By TheSarcasticCatfish
Table
Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?
John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there? Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
By Fleshlights are very pleasing