The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are: Massive drooling Bloodshot eyes Lazy tounges Slurred speach Serial killing The urge to buy any product advertised
Take this scenario for example: "Honey, time for dinner" "Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons" "Son, stop watching that dumb tv" "GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
By Packies
Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.
Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?" Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?" Kevin: "Sure!"
By tangentjif
The worst way of using best technologies.
I've got 110 channels on my tv and there's nothing to watch.
By flatroze
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By TBonz
A TV is essentially box containing moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Before TV: Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?" Jack: "12" After TV: Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?" Jack: "plus..?"
By Jesse Wilkerson