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Sumner

Isn’t that how your [hypergamy] is [supposed to] work? She did what women do. How is that not [exactly] how hypergamy works?

Hym “Right but I thought she was supposed to be able to choose whoever she wants? Are you saying that women shouldn’t choose certain men in certain contexts and that if they do they should be ‘held accountable’ socially and publicly instead of defended? Nooo. That can’t possibly be the [case]. Oh! She should be sorry!? Sorry for fucking [someone] consensually. You can criticize the fact that this Sumner [chick] decided to put him publicly but... we all would have heard about it either way right? Like, if she did what you wanted, and she went to the [wife] (privately), we all would have found out about it. Right? Adam Levine cheats on his [wife] with an instagram [model] and now they’re getting divorced. We would have found out about it either way. The headlines are the same either way. The outcome is the same either way. So it isn’t ‘how she (fucking) went about it.’ It’s the retard fucking behind the back of their people who would take issue with it that is the ‘wrong’ part. If ANY [celebrity] gets divorced or cheats on their wives we’re all going to hear about it. It’s free [content]. Sponge it up. Without remorse. You’re the good ones and anyone who doesn’t do what you want is evil. Because that’s how morality works.”

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Sumner

A Sumner is a fake bitch that uses her sexuality to attract desperate men despite being unattractive. She has lots of friends but none of them really like her, as well as a string of boyfriends who use her to get girls they really like. Summers have a terrible sense of style but have an overly confident exterior and crave attention. They insult others to mask insecurities they may have, and fish for compliments often. They are often two-faced and will do anything to get people to like them. Sumners are often plain looking with a few extremely obvious unattractive qualities, including their personality.

Boy 1: I just started dating Sumner, I'm definitely gonna get some soon Boy 2: You're nasty, even you could do better than that

By bitchier_thaniseem

Sumner

That one very dusty disgusting flat lip boy that no one wants to be friends with. Sumners are a very rare breed of human to find If you see one stay 60 feet away and keep your distance. He will, I repeat WILL try to flit with you if he does then run away. Sumners are very slow. Both mentally and physically

Girl: hey did you see the Sumner on the animal Planet, they found one right in our school Boy: oh you mean the flat lip dusty boy with dirty blonde hair Girl: yeah Boy: Ew he grabbed my butt and started screaming like a dinosaur Girl: classic Sumner

By Killerhuskywolf

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