What's on your mug?

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.

Friend~bro stop simping over her Me~hoes before bros ;)

By XxZoexX

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie” kaylie: *cheating noises*

By istilloveu

Squirrels In My Pants

There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me whats makin' you jump like that! S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats...

By B-bree

Sexually Incompetent Man Pressure

Simp- Men trying to pressure women into having sex with them but fail

By 131313131313131313131313

(as a verb) to express great appreciation for someone to the point of putting them on a pedestal, can be used in both the platonic and/or romantic sense

person 1: i’m so lonely, i really want someone to simp person 2: well there’s this one person who’s just your type person 1: oh, no, no! i mean i just want a friend to platonically crush over person 2: ahhh i get it

By simps4sale