Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black." Guy 2: "No, he's not." Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table* Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white." Guy 1: "Oh." Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog." Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
By Dean Dihchester
When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black." Guy 2: "No, he's not." Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table* Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white." Guy 1: "Oh." Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog." Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion." (Later that day) Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
By Dean Dihchester
Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
By Xalter
Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.
Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated. Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited! Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
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