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The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

By Ben Dover

A team and club built on buying players for daft amounts of money, and a definate 'has been' in world football. They purchase players on the basis of marketability and shirt sales, and throw them together on a pitch expecting to win things. They also have fans who wave white hanckerchiefs when they arn't happy, and make absolutly no noise/atmosphere during a match.

Person 1 - 'Real Madrid were even by Liverpool today' Person 2 - 'Wow, they are shite!'

By Red_Dev

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans. favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything. also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)

person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid. person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to. person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right! person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player. person #1) hahaha.... person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer? person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!! person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....

By cataluyaIsaNation

A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times. Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.

Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.

By roflsaurasrex

Intimidating and cool-sounding term for telling somebody how bad you are actually gonna kick their ass.

"Yo mothafucka, step back or ima go real madrid on yo ass...bitch!" "Oh, shit man! not real madrid on my ass"

By Andy Mac