owned
To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.
Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty. Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.
By wesintex
To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.
Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty. Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.
By wesintex
Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.
Old lady slips on ice and falls. Boy: Haha! OWNED!! Old lady: How? Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.
By BlameitChick
An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.
Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.
By Satchmo II
To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.
Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11 Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.
By The 2-Belo
Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.
man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything. women: nop, looser. me: owned!
By MisterFatass