A surprisingly nice place to live, with decent shops and 100% better than Great Yarmouth or Lowestoft... And no we aren’t ALL inbread
P1: did you go to the Lord Mayors precession with the fireworks afterwards P2: yes it was so nice to see the whole city come together P1: I just love Norwich :)))))))))
By Ch!ckent!kka
1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford. Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE 2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome
"Im going to Norwich tomorrow" "were the fuck is Norwich?"
By bigmeuprudeboy
A town full of inbreds, each of them having 6 fingers of at least one of their hands. Their football team is renowned for being able to play better in the snow and icy conditions than other teams, due to the fact that their four legs do not slip as much.
Guy 1: "Damn, we lost to Norwich. No-one ever loses to Norwich." Guy 2: "Was it snowing?" Guy 1: "Yes?" Guy 2: "There's your problem. Bunch of inbreds"
By Tractaaaboyyee
A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Norwich University COC and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
By DumbCadet
a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
"hey lets go to Norwich" "no"
By hotmandan