NEDS stands for New England Disease. This is a disease manifested by flabbiness, cellulite and pallid skin due to being stuck indoors and on the couch during the long winter months along the northern Atlantic seaboard. Women emerging in the first hot days of spring wearing shorts (and men) display the unfortunate and unsightly symptoms of NEDS. See also PNWD, (Pacific Northwest Disease).
Wow that girl's white flabby legs bespeak of a bad case of NEDS and whatnot.
By mojocracker
NEDS STAND FOR NEVER ENDING DIARHEA SYNDROME. INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU HAVE DIARHEA, JUS SAY THAT YOU HAVE THE NEDS!
AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING I HAD HARDCORE NEDS IN THE MORNING!
By HEFFENIQUA LONGJOHN
Negative, no, fuck no.
Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep? You: Neds bro neds
By buffalowbyll
Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool) The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!” Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!” “Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
By Picklepoon69
Slang for negative or nope.
"Are you going home after school?" "Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."
By Erin Martinez