What's on your mug?

A girl on the side.

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.

By Solid Mantis

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

By Solid Mantis

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant. 2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with. 2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

By J

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

By urban pervert

The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing. see bitch

You missed a spot on the window... Bend over to be spanked!

By tiffany