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the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

By David Gomez

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

By AYB

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

By WhoMe

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

By Anonymous

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart?? Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

By thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs