Malcolm’s a nice dude, he falls for someone hard but rarely. He’s been hurt before and still tries to see the best in that person. He’ll give you second chances even when you don’t deserve it. And if you’re reading this Malcolm, I’m sorry.
Malcolm, I’m sorry.. And yes it is me dumbass
By s-human
a woman usually a teacher probably of (english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows towards strong tendencies towards towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madden name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
dude that fuckin english teacher was totally a Malcolm, she hates all the guys in the class.
By queerbear
The opposite of a catalyst, a Malcolm will act as a retardent to any process, slowing it to the point where the rate of advancement of any task is almost immeasurably slow.
The job was running on schedule but, since we started using Malcolm, we're not even anticipating an end date anymore.
By Fles
The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...
Dear Lucia, This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications. Sincerely, Malcolm Lucia- great Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that? Lucia- 40. i hate you.
By mccauleycaulkin :D
a woman usually a teacher probably of (english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class
By queerbear