Lumbersexual
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual. Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
By Adam Mateljan
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual. Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
By Adam Mateljan
A person, often a [hipster] or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.
The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind
By purplebackpack89
A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.
Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.
By Joe Corey
An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.
Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.
By Frickendishen
A guy who takes lumber sized dong
Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual
By JonSnowMan