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Lazy turd

Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!

By goergisn

It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.

Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard Fever drem gurl: banana man

By Fever DremGurl

A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.

Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack." Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!" Anna: "What happened?" Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"

By Gi.

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.

Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.

By Saint Jamie

When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.

Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard. How high was that fool -He looked like a straight lizard!

By AJ La Flare