What's on your mug?

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

By Naileded Guy

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

By crazyman holla