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Gremlin

The gremlin is a furry critter that will use her petit stature and nubile appearance to gain the trust of others. Upon making the mistake of trusting a gremlin, she will then lurk in dark corners and attack at any given moment. This evil hobbit will engage in acts of deceit and general tomfoolery as a means of social interaction. Characteristics of the gremlin will include: -Rage blackouts -Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees -Full speed bodychecks -Stealing food from gardens -The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height -The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"

Ryan: Hello, I was just calling regarded your --- OW Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away) Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs

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Gremlin

Gremlins are usually small people under 5'6.They are known as kind and outgoing but will turn shy when asking for help or asking for anything in general.They are also known as "Small Beans".They usually stick to sweet foods and enjoy baking.They are known for sucking at video games but still play to enjoy the game.Some of them enjoy pink but are to embaressed to admit it.Gremlins are some of the sweetest girls and you'll be lucky to find one.XxWARNING!xX She will steal your hoodies!

"That girl is such a Gremlin!" "I wish i had a Gremlin!"

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